{"id":3090,"date":"2018-03-03T19:00:26","date_gmt":"2018-03-03T19:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/commarts.pleather.us\/2018\/03\/03\/the-onion-celebrates-the-peach-f-king-scene-in-call-me-by-your-name-watch\/"},"modified":"2018-03-03T19:00:26","modified_gmt":"2018-03-03T19:00:26","slug":"the-onion-celebrates-the-peach-f-king-scene-in-call-me-by-your-name-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/2018\/03\/03\/the-onion-celebrates-the-peach-f-king-scene-in-call-me-by-your-name-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion Celebrates the \u2018Peach-F\u2014king\u2019 Scene in \u2018Call Me by Your Name\u2019 \u2014 Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiewire.com\/t\/the-onion\/\" id=\"auto-tag_the-onion\">The Onion<\/a> has been especially hilarious this awards season, and its latest video is no exception: an analysis of the best peach-banging scenes in &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiewire.com\/t\/call-me-by-your-name\/\" id=\"auto-tag_call-me-by-your-name\">Call Me by Your Name<\/a>.&#8221; Only one such scene exists in the actual movie, of course, but don&#8217;t let that mar your enjoyment.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"pmc-related-link read-more\">\n\t\t\t<strong class=\"pmc-related-type\">Read More:<\/strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.indiewire.com\/2018\/03\/paul-thomas-anderson-hot-dogs-clickhole-video-1201934234\/\" title=\"Paul Thomas Anderson\u2019s Use of Hot-Dog Shapes Is His Secret Ingredient to Success, Argues Hilarious Clickhole Video \u2014 Watch\">Paul Thomas Anderson\u2019s Use of Hot-Dog Shapes Is His Secret Ingredient to Success, Argues Hilarious Clickhole Video \u2014 Watch<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t<\/aside>\n<p>Presented as an audio commentary recorded by two of the film&#8217;s producers, it begins straightforwardly enough before launching into lines like &#8220;here his thoughts of desire culminate in one of six scenes where somebody fucks a peach. Up to this point in the film, the peach-fucking scenes have been quite removed, almost distant, but this time we see the camera lingering on these more tactile images.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then the second producer chimes in: &#8220;This emphasis here on Elio&#8217;s fingers is actually a direct callback or variation on the 17-minute peach-fucking tracking shot that opens the movie, so a continuity is created between those scenes in a way that I think is maybe the most meaningful of the film \u2014 although Jordan, I know that you prefer&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8230;yeah, the scene where he fucks two peaches. Yeah, I really do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<aside class=\"pmc-related-link read-more\">\n\t\t\t<strong class=\"pmc-related-type\">Read More:<\/strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.indiewire.com\/2018\/02\/timothee-chalamet-autograph-peaches-masturbation-1201933300\/\" title=\"Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet Is Worried He\u2019ll be Autographing Peaches 50 Years From Now\">Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet Is Worried He\u2019ll be Autographing Peaches 50 Years From Now<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t<\/aside>\n<p>It continues in much the same way, with an impressive number of jokes revolving around not only the idea of peach-fucking but actually saying the words peach-fucking. Watch the whole video <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/the-producers-of-call-me-by-your-name-discuss-their-f-1823427294\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\">here<\/a> and imagine an alternate ending in which &#8220;the entire cast fucks peaches together at the wistful, summery teen party.&#8221;<\/p>\n<aside class=\"pmc-related-link sign-up\">\n\t\t\t<strong class=\"pmc-related-type\">Sign Up:<\/strong><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/indiewire.com\/email\" title=\"Stay on top of the latest breaking film and TV news! Sign up for our Email Newsletters here.\">Stay on top of the latest breaking film and TV news! Sign up for our Email Newsletters here.<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t<\/aside>\n<p>Source: IndieWire film<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Onion has been especially hilarious this awards season, and its latest video is no exception: an analysis of the best&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":245,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_oasis_is_in_workflow":0,"_oasis_original":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_vp_format_video_url":"","_vp_image_focal_point":[],"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[45],"class_list":["post-3090","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-careering"],"acf":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paqOTj-NQ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/245"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3090"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3090\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3090"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3090"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.valdosta.edu\/m2\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3090"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}